Fruit Configuration...

Just uploaded the latest (and hopefully last) draft of my epic presentation on all things related to Life-Cycle Monitoring to the server in college in readiness for the upcoming (tomorrow) 2-day smorgasbord of INDeT. I hope OpenOffice is as compatible with MS-Office as everyone claims it is.

I will personally hunt down and kill any attendee who does not find his/her hotel and meeting room - given that I sent them about a half a dozen maps and step-by-step guides to navigation within the University.

Hunting EU project delegates is not something to be taken lightly. To be sporting, one must provide maps and descriptions of possible escape routes. Brightly coloured PowerPoint presentations can be used as lures. However, the true master uses nothing but free coffee and the promise of expensive food...

Here's hoping that the whole venture doesn't come out looking something like this.