Sing it with feeling:

Our operation is satisfaction,
We assure perfection,
Quality with fair achievement we share,
For the sta—aff Intel cares.
All together now!

Come on lads, Craig Barrett wants to hear you!

Please make sure your microphone is plugged in, so the Intel U Voice Training and Singing Assistant can record your performance for inclusion in your Business Unit's Great Place To Work EB Target Metrics and Focal.

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