Children's Books You'll Never See

...saw this somewhere on the web. Funny enough to reproduce:

"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New Wife Timothy"
"Pop! Goes the Hamster.... And Other Great Microwave Games"
"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"Start a Real Estate Empire with the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
"Things Rich Kids Have, but You Never Will"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of
North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
"Bi-Curious George"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"Baby Bop's Barney"
"Daddy, the Nanny, and You"
"Bastard's Have Feelings Too"
"Living with Ringworm"
"Lice - Intimate, Loving, and Clingy Pets You Can Learn to Love"