No excuses, batgimp (Teasing the Netless)

pandora is a little like last.fm, except that the matching is by analysis of music content, not user profiles. The result seems to be much better in terms of mood-consistency. Also, you can listen for more than five minutes without a Radiohead track coming up.

I'm sorry, was I teasing again?

What'll we get Shane for Christmas?

How about a nice pig's head "harvested"¹ by James Hetfield?

¹ It's unclear whether this involved a shotgun or a combine harveshter. There are rumours that the pig in question was in fact an early adopter of mp3 who made the first ever rip of the black album.