Long Time Gone...
This is a temporary break in the silence, and should not be mistaken for anything resembling communication. However, there are recent (tentative) indications that my reclusion may soon be coming to an end. We can only hope. In the meantime, I offer this:
I recently witnessed Edward Dixon removing a lady's garter with his teeth. Later, I saw him dance a tango. He is currently on his way to the Seychelles where he will very likely tangle with sharks.
There can no longer be any serious doubt that Ed is an agent for British Secret Service. I have photographs of the "garter" and "tango" incidents. If he doesn't want his alter-ego further publicised, he knows where to send the envelopes stuffed with cash...
Here endeth the break.
I recently witnessed Edward Dixon removing a lady's garter with his teeth. Later, I saw him dance a tango. He is currently on his way to the Seychelles where he will very likely tangle with sharks.
There can no longer be any serious doubt that Ed is an agent for British Secret Service. I have photographs of the "garter" and "tango" incidents. If he doesn't want his alter-ego further publicised, he knows where to send the envelopes stuffed with cash...
Here endeth the break.
posted by batgimp | 8:48 p.m.
