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The german language is a magical thing. By the application of mere tone-of-voice-over-matter, a fully qualified German can imbue the phrase "Frohe Weihnachten" with all the sarcasm, bitterness and pure self-righteous hatred of a bite on the thigh from a Nowwhattian Boghog. The things you learn shopping on the 23rd of December.