In the time of chimpanzees...

...I was a jelly-filled doughnut.

Myself and Oonagh accompanied one of her hats to a major European city. Once there, we were met by a mysterious individual who insisted that we refer to him as "the build master" and bow reverently when in his presence.

We captured this strange being on film several times and have posted the photos to the internet in the hopes that others might help us identify him.

Fans of Oonagh's hat can send email to: OonaghsLostWoollyHat@gmail.com with sightings and any other information which might help us trace a much loved and sorely missed head covering.

Sing it with feeling:

Our operation is satisfaction,
We assure perfection,
Quality with fair achievement we share,
For the sta—aff Intel cares.
All together now!

Come on lads, Craig Barrett wants to hear you!

Please make sure your microphone is plugged in, so the Intel U Voice Training and Singing Assistant can record your performance for inclusion in your Business Unit's Great Place To Work EB Target Metrics and Focal.

Brought to you by Intel China, allegedly.